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Our African Wedding
My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.
This is too adorable
I’m here for this.
Im so hear for all of this!
you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
isn't that a label they put on small objects?
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.
This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
Jim Carrey murdered me in a dream once.
nobody even tries anymore
Oh, I LOVED him in Powerpuff Girls.
Buttercup I swear if I ever meet him I’m gonna call him that
Hi, I have seen a lot of these things on tumblr before and I wanted to do one because my situation has seriously gotten out of hand. This little cutie standing next to me is my 7-year-old sister. She’s in second grade and is being bullied because our dad died a year and a half ago. Every other day she comes home off the bus crying because some asshole little kid wants to grind some salt into that wound. Today she told me people were kicking her on the bus and when she turned to her friend and asked for what she should do, the little bitch said ‘ask your dad’.
The school won’t do anything about it, the bus drivers won’t do anything about it either. My mother is losing her mind because the school district is just letting this go under the radar. This is very hurtful to my baby sister and I want her to feel like there are people who care about her.
I just want people to like or reblog this so she can see in numbers how many people think that this is bull shit and it needs to be stopped.
who the fuck would say shit like that
i will personally spoon out the kidneys of the little fucking shit that said that
EVEN THE FREAKING MONKEY OMG
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